Oil Paintings from China

Did you know you can hire a Chinese oil painting factory to paint pretty much anything you want? Here are a few I’ve been commissioning since 2011.

The Oil Painting Factory

The originals.

Magritte’s The Lovers Watermarked

NYT — The Voter Suppression Trail

Emmy nominated Op-ed piece for The New York Times

Non-fungible Olive Gardens

When you're here you're family!

TD Ameritrade – Tiktoks

Three pretty silly Tiktoks for a bank

Promptjects

Real life stuff rendered out by Midjourney

Deep State

Graduate of the IMC

RIPmyNFT

Turn your dead NFT into a Spirit Halloween store!

Human Record Player

Turn yourself into a human record player for Weezer's latest track

TD Ameritrade – Education

New campaign for TD Ameritrade

Oikos Cryceps

Spot for oikos yogurt made for the 2020 draft

OscarHub

Deepfaking pornstars into Oscar winning roles.

The Elements of F*cking Style

The best-selling English grammar guide for the modern student

Dear Fitness Industry

Calling out fitness companies to be more inclusive in a new campaign from Degree

USDTea

USDTea is the first stablecoin backed by cans of AriZona Iced Tea

Hypetags

Late capitalism meets neoliberal sneakerhead kitsch on Tiktok

TD Ameritrade – thinkorswim™

Campaign for thinkorswim™ by
TD Ameritrade

TD Ameritrade – Options

I can do boring copywriting too!

Athletes Unlimited

Bringing a first-of-its-kind network of sports leagues to life—and elevating underrepresented athletes and underserved fans in innovative new ways by helping with copywriting, etc.

Build Beyond Words

A real-time climate change bullshit tracker

Blockedchain

NFTs you can only mint if you've been blocked on Twitter

/imagine The Best First Lines from Great Books

Midjourney imagines the opening lines of great books

Google

Creative Lab & Assorted Agencies

NYT — Privacy Chicken!

A game that you can only win by giving up more and more of your personal information. You probably should not play this

MTA Country!

A game about the awfulness of the NYC subway system

Fantaknee Football

A game where you hold down spacebar to kneel during the national anthem

Musk Lander

A game where you attempt to land Elon Musk's Mars lander

The GOP Arcade

8-bit video games that responded to news events and political ongoings

Tablet Hotels

Campaign for Tablet Hotels, by Michelin

Lightyear.fm

An interactive music video that lets you journey through space, time, and music itself

Thoughts & Prayers: the game

Think and pray your way to stopping gun violence in America

Drunk Shopping

The shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgement

Oil Paintings from China

Did you know you can hire a Chinese oil painting factory to paint pretty much anything you want?

Trump’s Pussy Grabber

Grab as many pussies as you can in 30 seconds. It's fun.

Dashlane

Dashlane is a password manager that wants you to be more random in life

EpiPen Tycoon

Play as Mylan CEO Heather Bresch and build your pharmaceutical empire

The Cage Cage

A VR experiment that puts you in a cage surrounded by Nic Cage movies

Trump Toss

Toss as many hispanics over the border wall as fast as you can

Angry Olds

Fight the youngs! Fling olds at the pillars of western society

Bomb the Right Place

A very underhanded way of teaching people geography

Seinquest2000

An important collaboration with Seinfeld2k

Unbaby.me

Replace babies in your newsfeed with others things, like cats

Fame Control

Stop mass shooters from getting notoriety by blocking their names and faces on the internet

Shove

An extension that let you forcibly open a new tab in your friend's browser

The World’s Most Exclusive Website

A website that only allowed verified Twitter users inside

Cloak

An app that helps you avoid people in real life

Seeing Eye People

Solving the most important first world problem of our time

Gant

Hacking sound and captions in a campaign for Gant

The Equal Pay Day Project

We used a water jet machine on FB Live to literally show the gender wage gap

Troll the NSA

Jam up the surveillance systems with this suspicious sounding letter

Hate with Friends

See if you and a friend mutually hate each other

The Blink-182 Film Festival You Didn’t Know You Entered

A music video for blink-182 made out of fan videos who technically violated copyright laws

Likecreeper

A little game of Russian roulette on Instagram

Buzzfeed

Helped build and grow the creative department of this company whose stock you should not buy lol fail

Inception Folder

Your desktop is the scene of the crime

Charity Bribes

A site that baited celebrities into doing cool stuff in the name of charity. Our first target? Larry David

Vicemo

People paying for sex, drugs, and booze on Venmo

When Did You Choose to be Straight?

A viral video that challenged people's notions about gay rights

Further reading: Der Spiegel — China’s art factories

Further reading: Rouen Cathedral series on Wikipedia

The originals.