Oil Paintings from China

Oil Paintings from China

Did you know you can hire a Chinese oil painting factory to paint pretty much anything you want? Here are a few I’ve been commissioning since 2011.


The Windows XP Background

 
 
 
 
 
 


A censored version of Corbert’s L’Origin du Monde

 
 
 
 
 
 


The Scream Emoji

 
 
 
 
 
 

3D Magic Eye Stereogram

 
 
 
 
 
 

The Oil Painting Factory

 
 
 
 
 
 

Magritte’s The Kiss Watermarked

 
 
 
 
 
 


Girl with a Pearl Earring in 3D

 
 
 
 
 
 


Glitch from a Pornhub Video

 
 
 
 
 
 


Rembrandt Through Glass

 
 
 
 
 
 

/imagine The Best First Lines from Great Books

/imagine The Best First Lines from Great Books

Midjourney imagines the opening lines of great books

OscarHub

OscarHub

Deepfaking pornstars into Oscar winning roles.

Non-fungible Olive Gardens

Non-fungible Olive Gardens

When you're here you're family!

RIPmyNFT

RIPmyNFT

Turn your dead NFT into a Spirit Halloween store!

Human Record Player

Human Record Player

Turn yourself into a human record player for Weezer's latest track

TD Ameritrade – Education

TD Ameritrade – Education

New campaign for TD Ameritrade

Dear Fitness Industry

Dear Fitness Industry

Calling out fitness companies to be more inclusive in a new campaign from Degree

USDTea

USDTea

USDTea is the first stablecoin backed by cans of AriZona Iced Tea

Hypetags

Hypetags

Late capitalism meets neoliberal sneakerhead kitsch on Tiktok

TD Ameritrade – thinkorswimโ„ข

TD Ameritrade – thinkorswimโ„ข

Campaign for thinkorswimโ„ข by
TD Ameritrade

TD Ameritrade – Options

TD Ameritrade – Options

I can do boring copywriting too!

TD Ameritrade – Tiktoks

TD Ameritrade – Tiktoks

Three pretty silly Tiktoks for a bank

Build Beyond Words

Build Beyond Words

A real-time climate change bullshit tracker

Blockedchain

Blockedchain

NFTs you can only mint if you've been blocked on Twitter

Google

Google

Creative Lab & Assorted Agencies

NYT โ€” The Voter Suppression Trail

NYT โ€” The Voter Suppression Trail

Emmy nominated Op-ed piece for The New York Times

NYT โ€” Privacy Chicken!

NYT โ€” Privacy Chicken!

A game that you can only win by giving up more and more of your personal information. You probably should not play this

MTA Country!

MTA Country!

A game about the awfulness of the NYC subway system

Fantaknee Football

Fantaknee Football

A game where you hold down spacebar to kneel during the national anthem

Musk Lander

Musk Lander

A game where you attempt to land Elon Musk's Mars lander

The GOP Arcade

The GOP Arcade

8-bit video games that responded to news events and political ongoings

Dashlane

Dashlane

Dashlane is a password manager that wants you to be more random in life

Tablet Hotels

Tablet Hotels

Campaign for Tablet Hotels, by Michelin

Oikos Cryceps

Oikos Cryceps

Spot for oikos yogurt made for the 2020 draft

Lightyear.fm

Lightyear.fm

An interactive music video that lets you journey through space, time, and music itself

Thoughts & Prayers: the game

Thoughts & Prayers: the game

Think and pray your way to stopping gun violence in America

Drunk Shopping

Drunk Shopping

The shopping experience that delights in sloppy judgement

Oil Paintings from China

Oil Paintings from China

Did you know you can hire a Chinese oil painting factory to paint pretty much anything you want?

Trump’s Pussy Grabber

Trump’s Pussy Grabber

Grab as many pussies as you can in 30 seconds. It's fun.

EpiPen Tycoon

EpiPen Tycoon

Play as Mylan CEO Heather Bresch and build your pharmaceutical empire

The Cage Cage

The Cage Cage

A VR experiment that puts you in a cage surrounded by Nic Cage movies

Trump Toss

Trump Toss

Toss as many hispanics over the border wall as fast as you can

Angry Olds

Angry Olds

Fight the youngs! Fling olds at the pillars of western society

Bomb the Right Place

Bomb the Right Place

A very underhanded way of teaching people geography

Seinquest2000

Seinquest2000

An important collaboration with Seinfeld2k

Unbaby.me

Unbaby.me

Replace babies in your newsfeed with others things, like cats

Fame Control

Fame Control

Stop mass shooters from getting notoriety by blocking their names and faces on the internet

Shove

Shove

An extension that let you forcibly open a new tab in your friend's browser

The World’s Most Exclusive Website

The World’s Most Exclusive Website

A website that only allowed verified Twitter users inside

Cloak

Cloak

An app that helps you avoid people in real life

Seeing Eye People

Seeing Eye People

Solving the most important first world problem of our time

The Elements of F*cking Style

The Elements of F*cking Style

The best-selling English grammar guide for the modern student

Gant

Gant

Hacking sound and captions in a campaign for Gant

The Equal Pay Day Project

The Equal Pay Day Project

We used a water jet machine on FB Live to literally show the gender wage gap

Troll the NSA

Troll the NSA

Jam up the surveillance systems with this suspicious sounding letter

Hate with Friends

Hate with Friends

See if you and a friend mutually hate each other

The Blink-182 Film Festival You Didn’t Know You Entered

The Blink-182 Film Festival You Didn’t Know You Entered

A music video for blink-182 made out of fan videos who technically violated copyright laws

Likecreeper

Likecreeper

A little game of Russian roulette on Instagram

Buzzfeed

Buzzfeed

Helped build and grow the creative department of this company whose stock you should not buy lol fail

Inception Folder

Inception Folder

Your desktop is the scene of the crime

Charity Bribes

Charity Bribes

A site that baited celebrities into doing cool stuff in the name of charity. Our first target? Larry David

Vicemo

Vicemo

People paying for sex, drugs, and booze on Venmo

When Did You Choose to be Straight?

When Did You Choose to be Straight?

A viral video that challenged people's notions about gay rights