Athletes Unlimited

Athletes Unlimited

Freelance writer for Ready Set Rocket

I helped write the manifesto and social copy for the launch of Athletes Unlimited—a revolutionary network of professional sports leagues where elite athletes compete in fantasy-inspired games such as women’s softball, volleyball, and lacrosse. This is well documented over at the agency’s site, if you’d like to see more.

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